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Jaws Demotivational Poster

TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS - For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

IF YOU WATCH IT BACKWARDS - A shark throws up so many people they have to open a new beach

KEEP LOOKING - The candy is definitely in there

TAGS: shark jaws kid
Rating: 3.47/5

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JAWS - Whaddya mean, Jaws is bout a sharks?

TAGS: cat jaws
Rating: 3.14/5

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IT'S ALL PSYCHOLOGICAL - You yell barracuda, everybody says, "Huh? What?"


SHARKS - You may think they're cool They think you're a snack



BE CAREFUL - You may find what you're looking for.


WHAT A FINE CATCH! - BTW...nice shark too.

TAGS: jaws
Rating: 3.31/5

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TAGS: titanic no jaws oh cool hand luke no police academy four
Rating: 3.26/5

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Sean - May 21, 2009, 11:02 am
Simple. Walk away whistling softly (that always works in the movies), and continue to ignore the silent recriminations from his peers.
LogicDude - May 21, 2009, 9:51 am
Ummmm, guys? Someone went and stuck the imaginary doohickey down the Mime's throat and he uhhhh, suffocated...so what do we do now?
agdaniele - May 20, 2009, 11:39 pm
Hilarious poster.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 11:29 pm
It just won't be the same without you.
Sean - May 20, 2009, 11:04 pm
... well four, if we count the doohicky.
Sean - May 20, 2009, 11:04 pm
Leave me outta this. Three's a crowd.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 11:00 pm
Guilty as charged. I imagine that I used the imaginary thigamajig on my imaginary friend. Or maybe it's all just a figment of your imagination.
Sean - May 20, 2009, 10:56 pm
Then it's "don't ask, don't tell" what you did later with that imaginary whatchmacallit.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:50 pm
This is the perfect example of why we need soldiers. Men! Seize that Mime and take away his imaginary dildo! We'll just see which church group does the ass kicking around here.
Sean - May 20, 2009, 10:44 pm
By the way, my church group can kick your church group's collective ass at charades. Hey, get that mime back in here, you'll see!


Jaws -

TAGS: jaws
Rating: 4/5

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steve1961 - April 14, 2014, 12:10 am
Not dead ones...
EmilioDumphque - April 13, 2014, 5:23 pm
Sharks have vertical tails.
MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 2:32 pm
Oh silly demon you! Bang on with the boat...wrong with the "fish". It's a merperson. If it was doing the back "stroke", I could tell you what s*x it is too!


TAGS: king jungle jaws
Rating: 3.5/5

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rerun - December 31, 2010, 3:42 pm

5150monkeylove - December 31, 2010, 3:23 pm
Maybe they don't speak English well. Maybe they see it as quality = crap/ over=more of / and quantity is the only word they know
Claire - December 31, 2010, 3:15 pm
Quality, not quantity. For some reason this is a concept that noobs can't comprehend.

TRIDENT - Chew on this.

TAGS: jaws
Rating: 2.21/5

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just when you thought it was safe to go outside... -

TAGS: jaws returns 57 cloud shark
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 25, 2015, 4:05 pm
Thanks, guys!
concern3 - June 25, 2015, 2:43 pm
well played 5er
GaryO - June 25, 2015, 11:07 am
very nicely done
JesusWept - June 25, 2015, 10:23 am
Haha! Good one! L L L L L
Reality Lord - June 25, 2015, 8:53 am

Nice. Liked the choice of fonts.

Bigger Boat -

TAGS: jaws bigger boat movie film shark
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 22, 2017, 1:58 pm
Great! And I'm gonna watch that movie Austin Power. Never seen it.
Reality Lord - November 22, 2017, 12:46 pm

and you got me to finsih off some posters i had kicking around for ages. ty.
Reality Lord - November 22, 2017, 11:59 am

or of course...ill tempered mutated sea bass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh7bYNAHXxw
JesusWept - November 22, 2017, 11:37 am
When I first read this comment I thought "WTH is he on about??". Then I googled it. You have brought a new meaning to my life LMAO!!!!! http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Laser_Shark
Reality Lord - November 22, 2017, 10:33 am

frickin sharks with frickin laser beans on their heads


Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water! -

Dork -

National Geographic -

TAGS: jaws shark national geographic movie
Rating: 4.33/5

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mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:37 am
No,we're from national enquirer.... sound of munching followed by very large belch...

Buster Browns -